Since I cannot remember to write down the funny things my children say in a notebook I bought specifically for that over a year ago, I'm going to try to type them here. They say stuff on the internet is on there forever, so theoretically I should always be able to go and find it. I said "SHOULD be able to".
Anyway, Seth and I were on the couch watching Star Wars and he had his Sunday School lesson there and he was showing me the picture of the burning bush. Even though he was interupting Star Wars, I thought that would be a teachable moment, so I proceeded to explain to him that God was the burning bush, and even though there was fire, that the bush did not actually burn up. That was not where he wanted the story to go
Seth: If I get on top of the burning bush, it will burn me and I'll have to pray to God. But I don't know the words!
Me: That's ok, I'll help you with the words, but why do we have to get on the burning bush?
Seth: Because when (not if) Momma and Seth get on the burning bush, we will turn into fog (which he later clarified as smoke) and there will be no more Momma and no more Seth.
Me: Hmmm, I guess we better not get on the burning bush.
Seth: Yeah, we don't want to turn into smoke.
And I thought Aiden was my severely logical one. Must be genetic. By the way, the conversation continued on his part until every member of the family was on the burning bush and would turn to smoke and then no one would live in our house. It could have been a really morbid conversation, but he was so animated and thoughtful that it was actually pretty funny.